Don’t date both of your home teachers and kiss only one of them. The other one inevitably will find out and that leads to one very pissed off home teacher. My bad.
posted by Olivia Singleton
Filed under: Dating
Somehow I ended up with three dates for this weekend. Three dates to spread out over two days. And somehow I’m supposed to make this happen without all of them finding out about each other. Wish me luck. This could all quite possibly blow up in my face.
posted by Olivia Singleton
Filed under: Dating
By some anomaly I have two dates this weekend. One for Friday night at 7:00 and one for Saturday night at 7:30. Or is it Friday night at 7:30 and Saturday night at 7:00? Oh dear. It’s been a very, VERY long time since I’ve had a first date. And to have two in one [...]
posted by Olivia Singleton
Filed under: Dating
Can I just say that I loathe Valentine’s Day? I hate watching my roommates being whisked away by these totally attractive men while I sit home in my pajamas like a frumpy woman covered in cat hair. I hated watching the shy guy from the across the street walk into our apartment with roses for [...]
posted by Olivia Singleton
Filed under: Dating
This past week has been extremely out of character for me. I officially doubled my dating quota for the entire year in one week. But fortunately for your reading enjoyment, neither of the dating occasions were an exception to my usual. Of course they were painfully awkward and somehow left even me speechless. Dating Monstrosity [...]
posted by Olivia Singleton
Filed under: Awkwardness, Dating
Today for the first time in months I genuinely laughed. When I say laugh, I don’t mean that I gave a little heart felt giggle. But today, thanks to my most recent dating monstrosity, I threw my head back and laughed all to myself in front of complete strangers. I’m thoroughly convinced that only something [...]
posted by Olivia Singleton
Filed under: Awkwardness, Dating
As noted in a previous entry, I will never again consider dating someone who is perfectly comfortable watching his sister-in-law give birth. In fact, after recent events I’m not so sure I’ll ever consider dating anyone again. However, I’ve been participating in cardio endurance training by playing “The Flight of the Bumblebee” on my rape [...]
posted by Olivia Singleton
Filed under: Awkwardness, Dating
How is it that I always manage to get myself in the most intensely awkward situations humanly possible? Overtime I have come to expect such awkwardness in my life, but I even surprise myself sometimes. Here is a brief summary of my latest and possibly all time most painfully awkward situation of my life. I [...]
posted by Olivia Singleton
Filed under: Awkwardness, Dating
Part 4: Um, NO! Once I thought I had officially escaped the grasp of Oompa’s chubby little fingers, to my dismay he started this irritating habit of calling me every night. Given that I’ve already changed my phone number for the sole purpose of avoiding a member of the opposite sex, changing my phone number [...]
posted by Olivia Singleton
Filed under: Awkwardness, Dating
Part 3: The Let Down After living in the same town for approximately one week, seeing the inside of his “shiny” digestion tract, and going on one official date in which Oompa was required to fork out a total of $6.00, Oompa decided to ask the definitive question. Oompa and I were standing on the [...]
posted by Olivia Singleton
Filed under: Awkwardness, Dating
